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#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
2/5/19 – Beckham
David Beckham
Went to Wrexham.
He was all alone,
Missed his family at home
So grabbed his phone to text ‘em.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Sofa
1/5/19 – Lumley
Joanna Lumley
Felt funny.
Funny haha
Not funny poo poo.
But in truth
She felt funny haha
Because she’d just had
A funny poo poo.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
FORK
30/4/19 – Francis
Leigh Francis
Took off his wrist protector,
Gave his arm a stretch,
And had a little cry.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Honesty Day
Harry decided to be honest. To himself. It didn’t go well.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
29/4/19 – Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis
Watched Game of Thrones
A day after everyone else.
He was so upset by the spoilers
But played the role of someone who didn’t care
Very well.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Zipper Day
Zack’s zipper was stuck, so he gave it a good old tug. He kinda liked it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
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