21/10/19 – Scott

Posted on October 21, 2019 by carltellstales

Andrew Scott
Was hot.
Fact.

NOAH’S ANARCHY by The 2 by 2s

Posted on October 21, 2019 by carltellstales

1. 2 Mouse Mats
2. 2 Battered Fish
3. 2 Rats, Snitching
4. 2 Doggers
5. 2 Cat Burglars
6. 2 Tiger Loaves, Out Of Date
7. 2 Lion Bastards
8. 2 Elephants In The Room
9. 2 Giraffes Not Laughing
10. 2 Robin Thieves
11. 2 Beavers…
12. 2 Beatles (The Worst Two)
13. 2 Penguin Bars At A Time

20/10/19 – Dogg

Posted on October 20, 2019 by carltellstales

Snoop Dogg
Changed his name to Hot Dogg
And squirted mustard down
The front of all his shirts.
He looked in the mirror and thought
“Hot by name, hot by nature.”

19/10/19 – Parker

Posted on October 19, 2019 by carltellstales

Trey Parker
Was quite the farter.
He particularly enjoyed
Following through.
There was no hidden meaning,
Trey Parker just enjoyed shitting himself.

18/10/19 – Van Damme

Posted on October 18, 2019 by carltellstales

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Chopped a Wham Bar clean in half,
With one chop of the hand.
It was his weaker hand, too.
Crikey.

17/10/19 – Jean

Posted on October 17, 2019 by carltellstales

Wyclef Jean
Could feel a yawn
Coming on.
He tried his best
To hold it in his chest
But he couldn’t wait much longer.
It soon released
With a remarkable beat
And his producer said:
“Ooh, that’s a keeper!”