I am writing to make you aware of the forthcoming
upgrades to our gas network in your area. Our project
involves the essential replacement of old metal gas
with the newest molecules on earth. Your home will
be filled with a floaty reminder of where you come from.
You may experience light-headedness at the slightest
of feelings. We have planned this work in close
collaboration with your soul and cannot
promise it will ever come to an end.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

You are like a pocket watch.
A pocket watch too big
for my pocket.
A pocket watch sparkling
with the effort of a million years.
A pocket watch with hands
made of lightening.
A pocket watch that ticks
with the scream of bombs.
A pocket watch that stinks.
A pocket watch that doesn’t know
it’s a pocket watch.
A pocket watch I had no idea
I could make.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

I wonder what will be
the first hurtful thing you say to me.
Maybe it will be about
my dead eyes in our photos.
Maybe it will be about
my overcooked fried eggs or my crow toe.
Maybe it will be about
how I still watch wrestling
or the Rice Krispie growing under my armpit.
Maybe it will be about
the range of colours in my beard
or how I pay to listen to VIP podcasts
of journalists talking about wrestling.
Maybe it will be about
the lines in my forehead, my thin lips, my 5K time
or my collection of wrestling t-shirts.
Maybe it will be about my self esteem.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

You won’t remember any of this.
The day tectonic plates shifted
into a new time zone.
The day my hair grew from a different scalp.
The day the universe
could fit inside a yellow blanket.
The day I understood trees.
The day I counted ribs.
The day I slipped into the future.
The day I threw my t-shirt into the toilet
instead of the wash basket
because my eyes were as clear
as dustbin lids.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

He had his tail between his legs.
Doubt it.
Cat got your tongue?
What?
Read between the lines.
Why?
Thank God it’s Friday!
Christ.
All that glitters ain’t gold.
Obviously.
There’s nothing like the feeling of your child
holding your finger for the first time.
I’ll give you that.
I tell it like it is.
Piss off.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

On paper,
you were from a different time.
On TV,
you were a neighbour.
On film,
you were the motivational partner
of a scrappy American fighter
tangled in his family’s concerns.
On radio,
you were the one
who had never been to you.
On that day,
you were the umbrella in a storm
until the sun let us see our world.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

One day I will read your instruction manual,
but right now I plan to pretend
your face is the moon
and I am the first man
planting a flag in your freshly dusted cheek
stitched together with every mistake
we plan to make together
and apart.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

My word, you’re wonderful.
I could squeeze you
until your limbs fall off
and pile up into heart shapes.
I could flatten you round like a discus
and kiss you in my palm
and lob you across the world.
I could fold you into a first class letter
and send you to the Queen
for her 100th birthday.
I could frame you and star you in an art exhibition
I couldn’t afford a ticket to get into.
I could look you in the eye
and see a reflection
that doesn’t deserve to live in them.
But I won’t. No way.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

I watched a knackered snail
sliver its way over
the crusted crumbs
of a sun-cooked dog turd.
That could’ve been me.
The snail or the shit.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

We were alive.
We were tight-rope walkers.
We were both the antelope.
We were both the lion.
We were writing history.
We were strangers, we were partners,
we were one creature fossilised in time.
We were Adam and Adam eating apples.
We were bound by the electricity of nature
the second our eyes met outside the cubicles
and saw who we’d just taken a shit with.

© Carl Burkitt 2020