He had his tail between his legs.
Doubt it.
Cat got your tongue?
What?
Read between the lines.
Why?
Thank God it’s Friday!
Christ.
All that glitters ain’t gold.
Obviously.
There’s nothing like the feeling of your child
holding your finger for the first time.
I’ll give you that.
I tell it like it is.
Piss off.

© Carl Burkitt 2020