I am writing to make you aware of the forthcoming
upgrades to our gas network in your area. Our project
involves the essential replacement of old metal gas
with the newest molecules on earth. Your home will
be filled with a floaty reminder of where you come from.
You may experience light-headedness at the slightest
of feelings. We have planned this work in close
collaboration with your soul and cannot
promise it will ever come to an end.

© Carl Burkitt 2020