Carol Smillie frowned,
then the universe imploded.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Carol Smillie frowned,
then the universe imploded.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
The twenty nine foot bloke
ordered an organic sandwich.
When it arrived it was far too small,
so he trashed the funky cafe
and swallowed six hipsters.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
His hands were great.
They could build,
they could break,
they could take
my pain away.
They could dig,
they could bruise,
they could sooth
my soul today.
He hand the hands of a fighter
but his touch was much lighter;
as he held me,
and stroked me,
and choked my
problems away.
They day his hands left
I’ll always regret;
as my actions put gloves
on his love.
I can’t reach them,
I can’t kiss them,
my body can do nothing
but miss them.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Tod: Oh, cock!
Dom: Tod?
Tod: Not cool!
Dom: OK, Tod?
Tod: No, Dom. Look.
Dom: Hmm?
Tod: LOOK!
Dom: …Oh, God…
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Sean bagged himself a trophy wife.
He booked an open top bus to parade around town
and lifted her above his head
by her massive ears.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Monty died for the tenth time.
He thanked the Gods for his survival
and began pondering what other lies
the human race had spread about his kind.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
I love the Bee Gees
But Barry’s beard gives me
The heebeegeebees.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
“But does he really?”
“Trust me Alistair, Darling,
Eric Pickles. Loads.”
© Carl Burkitt 2014
He cried. She consoled.
Her touch like a soft whisper;
Smooth and chocolaty.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
“Can you write Haiku?”
“I try, but rarely succeed.”
“Me too. The form is hard.”
© Carl Burkitt 2014