20/10/19 – Dogg

Posted on October 20, 2019 by carltellstales

Snoop Dogg
Changed his name to Hot Dogg
And squirted mustard down
The front of all his shirts.
He looked in the mirror and thought
“Hot by name, hot by nature.”

19/10/19 – Parker

Posted on October 19, 2019 by carltellstales

Trey Parker
Was quite the farter.
He particularly enjoyed
Following through.
There was no hidden meaning,
Trey Parker just enjoyed shitting himself.

18/10/19 – Van Damme

Posted on October 18, 2019 by carltellstales

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Chopped a Wham Bar clean in half,
With one chop of the hand.
It was his weaker hand, too.
Crikey.

17/10/19 – Jean

Posted on October 17, 2019 by carltellstales

Wyclef Jean
Could feel a yawn
Coming on.
He tried his best
To hold it in his chest
But he couldn’t wait much longer.
It soon released
With a remarkable beat
And his producer said:
“Ooh, that’s a keeper!”

16/10/19 – Lansbury

Posted on October 16, 2019 by carltellstales

Angela Lansbury
Scribbled a story
About a collection of crows.

15/10/19 – West

Posted on October 15, 2019 by carltellstales

Dominic West
Rubbed his chest
With a raw chicken breast
Before getting himself dressed –
All suited and booted
Ready to impress.

ME LOVER by The Soppy Gets

Posted on October 14, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Call Me Fish I’ll Call You Chips
2. Angels Are You But With Wings
3. Wear Me Like A Waistcoat
4. One In A Million Times Six Thousand
5. Let Me Be Your Toothpick
6. Knife Of Butter: I’m Your Bread
7. I’m Over The Moon, You Flew Me There
8. I’d Swim In Your Eyes (Without Armbands)
9. Salt And Winegar
10. You Can’t Spell ‘Me’ Without ‘You’
11. I Want To Live In Your Heart
12. I Want To Run Through Your Veins
13. I Want To Be Your Shit

14/10/19 – Usher