Written using sentences found by searching
for ‘time’ in my WhatsApp search bar

Are you having a nice time?
We’re having a lovely time.
That sounds like a lovely time.
Glad you’re having a good time.
It looks like you’re having a fun tome.
Is now a good time?
He’s had a tough time.
We don’t have enough time.
There’s just no time.
We’re out of time.
I hope I didn’t waste your time.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

People say Nice pegs
when they see you now.
They ask how many you have
in that mouth and wonder
if your mum is OK.
They tell me to enjoy this time,
don’t wish it away. They say
things will never be as easy as this
and you fall
face first on to a tiled floor
and your bottom teeth
introduce your blood to the world.
The pain is water
flowing into every gap it can find.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

I rearranged the moles on my arm,
folded the window like a newspaper,
changed my eyes for lightbulbs,
melted the blinds into a pork pie,
posted the tiles to a badger,
sold the soap for bigger shoulders
then wrote your eulogy
filled with things only you would understand,
like the punch of mint shower gel
making a cracked scalp scream,
and sent you a text saying Hi.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Written using sentences found by searching
for ‘clown’ in my WhatsApp search bar

Have you seen the clowns?
Couple of clowns outside where we got married.
The absolute clowns.
The clean shaven long haired clowns.
The stupid clowns.
I’ve asked everyone except you clowns.
I’m just clowning, no stress,
like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns
and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
She’s a clown.
He’s a clown.
It turns out, I’m a clown.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Abnormal load
was written
on the back
of the white van
passing sheep
whispering in the fields
nodding at the skeleton
sitting in a red Fiesta
pretending to be a gorilla
for a speechless firework.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

I like hearing the voices
my friends who have dogs
have to use to tell them No.
It makes me feel safe
knowing blood that grew
from similar soil to me
has the power to command
and protect and love deeply.
I hear them talking
when I float off to the bad place,
or say yes to plans
when all I want to do
is sit next to the universe
and count its freckles.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

I lick my finger
and rub your cheek
and your bones rattle red
to the tune of my
800 year old voice
singing your favourite song
down the bread aisle
trying to hold your hand.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Her fingers are holding the hand of an alien,
a forbidden straw, an adult water pistol,
an outstretched metallic nipple,
the drooling nose of a puppy we’ll get
when a patch of grass outside
your bedroom is a reality.
Your teeth are axes
chopping the forecourt trees into pages
to teach you how to spell
Her hands fill emptiness.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Written using sentences found by searching
for ‘some’ in my WhatsApp search bar.

I’m just putting some trousers on.
I’ll do you a recording of bath time some time soon.
Something something pigs ear.
I got some bourbon from our neighbour.
Might give some money to charity.
Always good to see someone happy.
I’ll look for some boxes.
I’ll chuck some sausages in now,
some Prosecco for the park,
I’ve already snuck you some jelly beans.
I just got some bad news.
It always helps to know someone.

© Carl Burkitt 2021