Written using sentences found by searching
for ‘clown’ in my WhatsApp search bar
Have you seen the clowns?
Couple of clowns outside where we got married.
The absolute clowns.
The clean shaven long haired clowns.
The stupid clowns.
I’ve asked everyone except you clowns.
I’m just clowning, no stress,
like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns
and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
She’s a clown.
He’s a clown.
It turns out, I’m a clown.
© Carl Burkitt 2021