Cornwall. 24th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.
Hazel, 94, is sat on the sofa.
Barbara, 96, enters the living room, wearing a black leather jacket. She pauses and slicks her hair back with a little comb.
BARBARA: What game you watching?
BARBARA: Uh well-a well-a-
HAZEL: Don’t you fucking dare.
© Carl Burkitt 2014