Cornwall. 25th June 2014. 17.00pm – Kick off.
Hazel, 94, is sat watching the Bosnia-Herzegovina vs Iran game.
Barbara, 96, is next to her on the sofa, twiddling her thumbs.
BARBARA: Bosnia vs Iran, eh?
BARBARA: Go vin YA
BARBARA: Goooo viiiiiiin yaaaaaa-
Hazel tuts and changes the channel to the Nigeria vs Argentina game.
BARBARA: Thanking you.
© Carl Burkitt 2014