Cornwall. 19th June 2014. 23.00pm – Kick off.
Hazel, 94, is sat on the sofa nibbling some sushi. Hazel offers some to Barbara, 96.
BARBARA: She what?
BARBARA: Go on…she what?
BARBARA: SUE! She what?! What did Sue do?!
Barbara looks at Hazel’s hand.
BARBARA: Ooh, sushi, let’s get some!
© Carl Burkitt 2014