Cornwall. 19th June 2014. 7.45pm – 15 minutes before kick off.
Hazel, 94, and Barbara, 96, are walking to the living room from the kitchen. Barbara is incredibly excited about the England game.
HAZEL: OK, OK, calm down.
BARBARA: Sorry! Sorry.
HAZEL: It’s OK.
BARBARA: Wanna hear a joke? A football joke?
BARBARA: Knock knock
HAZEL: Who’s there?
BARBARA: Coleen Rooney.
HAZEL: Coleen Rooney wh-
Barbara kicks Hazel to the ground.
BARBARA: COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND!
© Carl Burkitt 2014