Cornwall. 20th June 2014. 23.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, is sat on the sofa scratching her head. She turns to Hazel, 94.

BARBARA: …Hazel?

HAZEL: Mm?

BARBARA: Wh…Where is Honduras?

HAZEL: It’s bordered with El Salvador.

BARBARA: …

HAZEL: It’s next to Nicaragua.

BARBARA: …

HAZEL: Which is next to Costa Rica.

BARBARA: …

HAZEL: Which is next to Panama.

BARBARA: PRISON BREAK!

HAZEL: Yeah

Hazel taps Barbara’s head.

HAZEL: Prison Break.

© Carl Burkitt 2014