Enrique Iglesias
Kissed all of his fingers
And all of his toes.

He whispered them sweet nothings
And called them his little heroes.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Michael Rosen
Felt honoured to be chosen
As one of few people to
Have his head frozen.

He thought about joy, forgiveness
And the importance of being kind
In the hope that,
Like his mind,
They’d be things to be frozen
And remain for all of time.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

George Clooney
Pulled a mooney
While drinking in the park.

No-one saw
‘Cos it was ten to four,
(In the morning)
So it was dark.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Adele
Fell
Down
A
Well
But soon climbed out
With a certain smell.

It wasn’t moss
Or dirt or wet
It was the sweet, sweet smell
Of another success.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Will Arnett
Shaved his Barnet
Using only his sultry voice.

When he opened his mouth
The hairs fell out
As they swooned: “Ooh he sounds noice!”

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Christina Hendricks
Was taught some unconventional magic tricks.
Like,
How to win every game of Poo sticks,
And how to make an ice cream have unlimited licks.
She learned how to pick a lock using two chopsticks
And how to fly to Spain riding six toothpicks.
But the best trick of all,
Learned by The Amazing Hendricks,
Was how to nibble off the chocolate –
Without disturbing the caramel –
Of a Twix.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

The Rock
Lost his socks,
He thought they were on the floor.
His toes were pretty chilly
So he went looking for more.
But he couldn’t find any anywhere
So made some out of meat,
He wiggled and he giggled
At his silly steak feet.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Wes Anderson
Turned into stop motion animation.
His life felt slower, clunkier,
And way more frustrating.
Everything took hours,
Even a 10 minute meeting.
Christmas took longer to arrive each year
And barmen took weeks pouring a beer.
Wes was so sad in that scary slow place
But it took one month for a tear to roll down his face.

© Carl Burkitt 2018