12/2/19 – Brolin

Posted on February 12, 2019 by carltellstales

Josh Brolin
Enjoyed coding.
He loved programming new worlds,
Magicking something from nothing
And sharing his creative side to the world.
He enjoyed it way more than acting.

11/2/19 – Aniston

Posted on February 11, 2019 by carltellstales

Jennifer Aniston
Took some Gaviscon,
Cos, well, truth be told,
She was getting on
A bit.

UNPLUGGED by Armitage Shanks

Posted on February 11, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Porcelain Princess
2. Sinking feeling
3. Hot and Cold
4. Feeling Flush
5. One-Ply
6. Two-Ply
7. Drive Me Round the U-Bend
8. Plumbing the Depths
9. Three Sheets to the Wind
10. Hold onto the Bristles
11. Quit Yankin’ My Chain
12. One or Two?
13. Give it 5 Minutes

10/2/19 – Willoughby

Posted on February 10, 2019 by carltellstales

Holly Willoughby
Married a wallaby
Called Nicky Summerbee
And woke up screaming
In a cold sweat.

9/2/19 – Pesci

Posted on February 9, 2019 by carltellstales

Joe Pesci was sick
Of damn dirty rats
And was determined
To have them whacked.
But he couldn’t go through with it
At the end of the day
So instead called up
The RSPCA.

8/2/19 – Grisham

Posted on February 8, 2019 by carltellstales

John Grisham went to court.
It was all rather routine stuff,
Unfortunately.

7/2/19 – Kutcher

Posted on February 7, 2019 by carltellstales

Ashton Kutcher
Teased a butcher
By calling him
“meat head”.
The butcher didn’t mind,
He thought it was fine,
Because he had
A joint of beef for a head.

Optimist

Posted on February 7, 2019 by carltellstales

6/2/19 – Astley

Posted on February 6, 2019 by carltellstales

Rick Astley
Scoffed a French Fancy
Thinking it was a Cornish Pasty.
“Beautiful!” he said
And sipped his black tea
Which was in fact
A blue Slush Puppie.