He decided to crack on,
look forward,
not worry about things
he could no longer control,
to keep playing darts
and taking the piss
out of John’s crap flights
and shutting the door
until we’d see him in the morning.

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and I think
you realised you are part of something
bigger than yourself
but stopping you
climbing up the television
sends you back to the training ground
where the walls are made of tears.

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I imagine people watching me
sitting on the sofa
minding my own business
making up lyrics
to the Gogglebox theme tune.
My snack bowl is empty
so they’ve got nothing
to focus on until I’m done.

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You are crawling
on all fours laughing
with one of my socks
in your mouth.

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You are pushing a plastic snail
bigger than your torso across the floor
with the end of a set of measuring spoons
and I’m thinking about the men
who spend their days chopping
congealed fat off the walls of our sewers
and my fingernails are spotless
and I cannot re-wire a plug.

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An angry bald man?
A molten coaster?
A wild eye?
A tiny freckle on a giant blue creature?
An evil bum hole?
The world’s most dangerous football?
The Devil’s egg yolk?
The reason you’re here in the morning?

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What did you do to deserve this, Keith?
Is your tongue a concrete mile?
Are your eyelids twitching curtains?
Is the stubble across your chin
symmetrically placed shrubs?
Are your knees speed bumps
and your forearm lampposts?
Maybe you opened up your home
to as many people as you could,
or maybe you were someone
who got walked all over.

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You’re gripping a spoon like a giant
strangling the throat of a villager.
Their hair is thick Weetabix
spread like a goatee across your chin.
I imagine you holding a pool cue,
forgetting if you are reds or yellows,
stacking pound coins on the wooden trim.
Do you remember the pub menu from yesterday?
The one you scrunched up and chewed
where the words Skin-on fries, £4.00 were
sat minding their own business.
You will have a heart in your palm
one day, whether you like it or not.

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I’m having a beer with her.
I’ve got a fragrant pale ale,
she’s nailing stout after stout.
She won’t stop talking about her grandchildren
In the wrong light I confuse her
for Gordon Ramsey but she only swears
when I mention Pat Butcher.

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Great question, sir. Follow me.
Here you go: where Shakespeare ends
poetry begins. That goes for our shelves
and for my views on Shakespeare.
Good day to you. And off he bounces,
his knees clicking like the top of a critics’s pen.
The tassels on his fluorescent yellow and green
face mask dance like they want me to follow.
He fires a finger gun at a colleague
organising the self help section
who raises a thumb that has seen better days.

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