Bing! Bang! Bosh! Bash! Pang!
Ping! Pow! Bosh! Wallop! Wallop!
Bash! Wallop! WALLOP!

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Jesus-bloody-Christ.
Just look out for each other.
It’s so important.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

A film about Queen
They stupidly didn’t call
‘Oh Mamma Mia’.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

(1)
Sad, intense teacher
Acting all creepy teachy
Creepy teachy creeps

(2)
Man in queue asked for
“Two for Kindergarten Cop”
And I really laughed.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

A splendid writer
Splendidly wrote some letters
Rather naughtily.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Vice. Pres. Baby. Do
Do do do do-do do do.
(Hummed this the whole time.)

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Whatever happens
Just try and give love a go.
Love is pretty good.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt