Michael Palin
Heard some wailing
So looked out
The front window of his house.

He couldn’t believe what he saw
And a picture for you I can’t draw
But let’s just say it looked like
A 45 foot, 12-headed mouse.

Yep.

Terrifying.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Rory McIlroy
Drank a bottle of soy sauce.
It was hard to finish,
And horribly salty,
But it was incredibly good for you
According to a little birdy.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Sandi Toksvig
Enjoyed a good fig.
So much so
She wore one for as wig
For her most important gig.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

David Beckham
Went to Wrexham.
He was all alone,
Missed his family at home
So grabbed his phone to text ‘em.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Joanna Lumley
Felt funny.
Funny haha
Not funny poo poo.
But in truth
She felt funny haha
Because she’d just had
A funny poo poo.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Leigh Francis
Took off his wrist protector,
Gave his arm a stretch,
And had a little cry.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Daniel Day-Lewis
Watched Game of Thrones
A day after everyone else.
He was so upset by the spoilers
But played the role of someone who didn’t care
Very well.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze.
Like, proper long.
We’re talking 10-15 hours a day.
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze so much
She’d sometimes sign off emails
Penelope CruzZzz.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Tess Daly
Made some gravy
For her roast.
She didn’t want to boast
But it was definitely the best.
Maybe.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Channing Tatum
Bought some potatoes
And ate ’em.

© Carl Burkitt 2019