They stand in rows looking around the room at the meats, the breads, cheeses, the paper plates with reindeer running, fizzy pop, odd jars, name tags, cellophane, lost glitter. They listen to voices making any sound they think they have to make. They wait patiently for hands to escape, to just be themselves.
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Three felt dinosaurs. A glass pig.
A glittery slice of pepperoni pizza.
A bodyless penguin. A vegan sausage roll.
A WWE table. A WWE ladder. A WWE chair.
A sprout. A sequin penguin. A pug.
A rainbow star. A non-talking Father Christmas.
A Robin. A jar of soy sauce. Frankenstein’s monster.
A red and white bauble with your name
written in the relief of silver, permanent ink.
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They just get on with it:
wearing trousers, sipping mint tea,
eating careless breakfasts,
colour coding spreadsheets,
nodding when spoken to,
not letting dirt sit on their shoes,
rearranging lanyards around their necks.
They just get on with it:
breathing, moving, blinking,
listening, getting out of bed.
They just. Get on with it.
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There’s a half eaten apple
in my trouser pocket
covered in spit from a mouth
I would let take a bite out of me.
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I want to be
able to ask questions
like you
with the confidence I will not
want to two-foot tackle
my own shin bones
when someone rolls their eyes
to what can’t be undone.
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Orange is a determined head.
Purple is slow and steady.
Blue is trying its best.
The other blue does not know the rules.
Red is on the floor torn in half.
Yellow does not want to die.
Green is searching for cheese.
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She told me her name was short
for Evening and I believed her
because she was a night owl
and her eyes were dark and tired.
Every year on her birthday
she said she was 24 again
and tomorrow was Christmas.
I believed her because
her hair was red and green tinsel
and I always felt full in her company.
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If you are reading this
rest assured I tried my best
to make you smile
with my festive out of office,
but the likelihood is
I’m probably back at work
and forgot to turn automatic replies off.
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There they go,
the curly lads
who got me through
the cold days. Who’s
that grandad in the mirror,
hairline like a vampire,
refusing to die?
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I’m not sure, he replies, his hair
as silver as his tongue used to be.
His voice cracks on the journey
across their table for two and
his friend refuses to change
the conversation. Nosy pub-goers
and a wannabe writer use every muscle
in their necks not looking.
If your misdemeanours came to light,
would you be ashamed? repeats his friend.
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Carl tells tales 