My grandma is a tin of leek and potato soup.
I would buy one every week when I lived
in Bournemouth – typically on the days
the seaside made Swindon feel further
than the moon, or I was hungover –
because I was never confident enough
to peel potatoes and simmer leeks
in my university hall’s kitchen. I would
heat the green comfort with a microwave
and eat it in my bedroom with a can of lager.
Grandma never saw me drink; I was
just young enough to need a pair of hands
to help me put a plaster on when she died,
years before soup tins had ring pulls. I imagine
the click of the metal opening is grandma
tutting for not making my own.

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The new guy working in the café
doesn’t completely fill the teapots-for-one
with hot water and I don’t know if I should
say anything. There’s a mother sitting
on the blue and green floral sofa by the window.
She’s dipping a double chocolate chip cookie
into her milky coffee telling her toddler
to stop waving his stuffed dog around
because dogs cannot fly. The new guy
just gave the retired bloke I see here
every Tuesday a cheese and tomato toastie
instead of a cheese and ham toastie.
The retired bloke takes a bite
in my direction and says, He’s halfway there.

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The smiling men with no hair are laughing
about Switzerland and euthanasia.
Their pint glasses are empty
and their ring fingers are dead.
They are talking about life
after divorce and going grey
and how their parents have all paid off
their mortgages and spend their days
twiddling their thumbs together at home.
The landlord interrupts, suggests
they should invite their parents for a drink.
Nah, one smiling man with no hair says.
They wouldn’t be caught dead buying a round.

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He’s eating ready salted crisps
because they are plain enough
not to upset his tongue or tummy.
He has dropped down from 5% beer
to a 4% because fun can fly at him
too hard sometimes. He’s sat
by the window, waving at the toddler
who won’t stop staring at his beard.
It’s a reasonably sunny day,
with just the right about of wind –
the kind that picks up litter and makes
standard afternoons feel more magical
than intended.

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I
Four legs and a tail
Ears either side of its head
You know, like a dog
II
But with human eyes
And a tongue for blueberries
He is more than that
III
He is a pillow
He is a pair of slippers
He is a heartbeat
IV
He thinks about rain
Watches it through shut windows
Sits on sick shoulders
V
He waits patiently
For them to be ready to
Grab a waterproof

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If I was a Premier League football player
I’d have a wonderful haircut. I’d let
the curls in my fringe express themselves,
allow clippers to run up my neck and around my ears.
I’d give a portion of my income
to a mental health charity, sure, while collecting
NFTs of my favourite wrestlers’ heads and buying
a small village in Somerset to turn into a life-sized
version of the Island of Sodor. I would walk about
the streets wearing no sunglasses, no hat, no hood.
I would be desperate for anyone to stare
and point and say, Wow, that’s the man who kicks
a ball as smooth as a nib moves across paper.
I’d probably stop trying to write poems
on account of visiting children’s hospitals
and modelling for a local crotchless pants inventor.

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They’re sharing a toasted teacake,
noticing how the cafe is quieter than usual.
The sound of the knife
running butter over their treat
is a mid-afternoon firework, the scratch
of a record playing the song of their first dance.
They don’t ask each other how much jam
they want – their preferences live
like tattoos under each other’s skin.

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The toddler is rubbing the head of his baby
sibling in the pram while their mother talks
to someone her words suggest she hasn’t seen
since that morning. The toddler looks
like a fortune teller running his hand over
a furry crystal ball predicting they will be
there for eternity. The baby will become
15 years old and hate her hair being stroked.
She will want to travel Asia and set up a charity
for displaced children. The toddler will stay
at home, build friendships thicker
than a front door, feed the soil that grew him.
Their mother is talking about the proposed
speedbumps for the high street
and Auntie Julia’s diabetes while
the toddler’s thumb slips into the baby’s eye.

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She’s telling him he is an inspiration
to her. She says she runs for the bus occasionally
if she dawdles buckling up her sandals,
so she can’t imagine doing a 10k – not at her age,
and he’s bloody nine years older than her!
He changes the subject to grandchildren
and then to the coffee they’re drinking
and they agree it’s delicious and how
they would like to do it again sometime.
She repeats how inspired she is by him,
how he makes her want
to step out of the house again. He fiddles
with his wooden stirrer and asks if she
would like to try one of those
funny looking muffins. She would.

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The barista is complimenting the man’s
reusable cup. She explains how she enjoys
the contrast of the baby blue background
with the Easter-yellow bumble bees
swooping gently on soft-edged sunflowers.
I know it’s a bit girly, he says
through grey stubble on wrinkled skin.
It represents my football team, The Bees.
She secures the lid and says, They sound cool.
They’re fucking wicked, he replies. 

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