Ace

Pete Sampras served me a cup of tea
in Starbucks today and I made a joke
about it being ace to see him and he tried
messing about with the words deuce and juice,
which didn’t quite land, but he seemed nice enough.
I watched him for the rest of his shift. His safe
hands passed out flat whites and slices of sponge
cake to people who didn’t even flinch.
I watched his thick, hairy arms carry the weight
of a tray stacked with four teapots, six mugs,
and five plates peppered with biscuit crumbs.
I watched him nibble the leftovers of a kid’s banana
when he thought no-one was looking. His eyes
rolled back to between sets at Wimbledon.
His feet tapped on the floor and I could see
a white towel wrapped around his neck
as he plotted his next move. A customer tapped
his shoulder and explained the toilet was blocked.

Carl Burkitt 2024

A little slice of paradise

The poster is barely visible
between morning bodies. I can see flowers,
shots of yellow reaching up to the tube station
ceiling, blue petals licking their lips
at the memory of water, green stems struggling
to stand. A man with a too-chipper-for-the-time
voice is telling everyone there’s a platform issue
but we’ll be on our way soon. As backpacks shift
uncomfortably from foot to foot, the poster
shoots me winks of art gallery logos, dates, times.
A sneeze I’ve never met kisses my neck.
When shoelace gets tied
by a bent back and gloved fingers
the words A little slice of paradise are revealed
to seduce me behind graffitied plastic.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Untitled Miami Project or I can’t work him out

He’s got a,
well,
it’s a sort of blue jumper,
you know, a kind of navy blue jumper
built up from a thousand little squares
threaded together with a zip,
a zip, on the outside of the bicep,
a zip, on the side of the bicep
kind of like I’d imagine an army boy
wearing on a two-day break on a quiet island
during a weekend off from being an army boy
and his head is shaved and the sides are shaved
and his back is straight and he’s eating mints
and his boots are polished and his jeans are ironed
and the sheet of paper, the one underneath
the iPad playing an episode of EastEnderss
has the words Untitled Miami Project written on it.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Love

He’s watching videos of Serena Williams
on his smartphone on the last train to Manchester
from London Euston on a Thursday evening.
It’s a compilation of all her greatest tennis shots.
I cannot hear the sound of her striking the balls
or grunting or yelling or panting her way
to becoming the greatest tennis player of her
generation because he has his headphones
in his ears and he’s tutting at the sound
of the train driver announcing we’re 20 minutes
late and I have my own headphones in my ears
playing the soundtrack of the Pixar film Up
and I’m looking at the man next to me
wondering how we’d both cope floating away.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Writing prompt

I typed
Writing prompt into an online search engine
and the first one on the first website said,
Set your story during a month of drought
— whether literal, or metaphorical

and I realised how thirsty I’d been for
at least the last three weeks and how sometimes
I quite literally do nothing to look after myself
even when my body wants me to. So I looked
at the second prompt on the website,
Set your story in a bar that doesn’t serve alcohol,
and I picked up the pint of water on my desk
that had a few bubbles of time floating and I
read the third writing prompt, Write a story
in the form of diary entries, written by someone
who has set themselves a month-long challenge
,
and put the glass back down and convinced
my body I know what I’m doing.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Make way

The teddy bears have packed up their picnic
and started climbing into black bags
and boxes with the words CHARITY SHOP
written on the side in marker pen along with
wooden jigsaw pieces shaped like pigs,
squeaky giraffes, and bunny maracas
to make way for plastic gorillas with knife-sharp
teeth hungry to crush Hot Wheels and books
about dinosaur turds and wallets stuffed with
Erling Haaland, Jarrod Bowen, Marvelous Nakamba
and conversations about death and dying
and the same old box of trusted train tracks
they’ll one day find in his cold, dusty loft.

Carl Burkitt 2024

A friend

I have a friend
whose face contorts in agony
like a bullet’s entered his thigh
or a hatchback has rolled over his toes
when you tell him something bad
has happened to you.
His skin screams at your pain.
He does not whisper
how he wishes you are OK.
He stands on rooftops to tell
any creature with a heart
that you do not deserve this
and he looks you in the eyes with his
as he says We’ll get through this.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Not so much a poem, more a word-for-word transcription of a bloke in the pub answering his mate’s question “What are your plans for when the Mrs is in Denmark?”

As if I’d bloody tell you. Haha, nah, I’ve got a few jobs to crack on with. I’ve still not finished the shelves in the garage and she’s been banging on for years about a curtain rail in the office. I’ve got a few gammon joints lined up for my tea and I’m hoping Paul is free at the weekend. It’ll be slow, to be honest. I tell her all the time how I want a bit of free time but those ten days sound like hell when you say them. I wonder if there’s any football on.

Carl Burkitt 2024