Jerry bought an ape.
When he got it home
he found the beast to be terribly violent.
‘Perfect,’ Jerry smiled.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
Jerry bought an ape.
When he got it home
he found the beast to be terribly violent.
‘Perfect,’ Jerry smiled.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
Just pour it all over me.
Let your poison see me off.
Don’t dilute it.
I want to choke on your generous squash.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
April felt the end was near
She heard it coming in her ear.
But no matter how close it was
She slept and slept and slept.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2017 – a different style of poem each day about a woman called April.
The crowd picked up Ricky.
They dropped him
And dropped him
And dropped him.
He’d never been so happy.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
April was a fan of nature
Not too much else really pleased her.
Trees and flowers and dogs and cats
They all made her smile and that’s that.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2017 – a different style of poem each day about a woman called April.
April so wished for the worst for him,
For his mother and father and precious next of kin.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2017 – a different style of poem each day about a woman called April.
Ed Balls made himself a cake to celebrate Ed Balls Day.
The year was 3029 and he was the only human left alive. He was very sad, but couldn’t help but smile at the rise of his sponge.
‘848th time a charm!’ he cried.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
April had questions.
Why do you love me? Why do
you love me? Why do you? Why?
© Carl Burkitt 2017
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2017 – a different style of poem each day about a woman called April.
April wanted nothing but the best so called the professionals, the pros, the ones with fancy clothes. The guys with the hats, big lats and polished baseball bats. They zoomed to her house and stood by the door. They didn’t know what for, but that didn’t matter. Their job wasn’t to chatter. It was to be on guard. To be strong. To ensure nothing went wrong.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2017 – a different style of poem each day about a woman called April.