Kim Kardashian
Had the Sunday night blues.
Then she remembered
She was Kim Kardashian,
She could do whatever she wanted
Tomorrow morning.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

John Krasinski
Lost his ski.
While skiing.
It was tragic, really.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Jon Favreau
Grabbed a stone
And skimmed it on the sea.
Despite his strength,
He wasn’t great
And barely made it to three.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Zac Efron
Lost a bet
And got a job
At Elron.
He loved it.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Eminem
Bought some denimem.
He loved it,
But no-one thought it suited himimem.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Tim Robbins
Was really busy.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Anthony Joshua
Was a very good boxua,
But not a particularly great spellua.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Ralph Lauren
Climbed inside a rabbit warren
And ate a carrot for dinner.
He felt warm and safe
And like one of life’s winners.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Sacha Baron Cohen
Got a boat for rowing,
Some thread for sewing,
A trailer for towing,
Some seeds for growing
And had a very interesting weekend.

© Carl Burkitt 2018