Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze.
Like, proper long.
We’re talking 10-15 hours a day.
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze so much
She’d sometimes sign off emails
Penelope CruzZzz.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze.
Like, proper long.
We’re talking 10-15 hours a day.
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze so much
She’d sometimes sign off emails
Penelope CruzZzz.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Bella shoved 20 blueberry pies in her mouth. It was the quickest, easiest and most bullet proof way, she thought, to avoid telling Barry the bad news.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
Tess Daly
Made some gravy
For her roast.
She didn’t want to boast
But it was definitely the best.
Maybe.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Matt was excited to start his Morse Code lesson until he suddenly had to dash.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
Patty made some pretzels for three of her friends. They really didn’t like them. In truth, they’d never liked Patty’s pretzels in the 15 years they’d known her. But then Patty knew that. She’d always known that.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
Channing Tatum
Bought some potatoes
And ate ’em.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Renee Zellweger
Kept a diary
And no-one cared.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Hugo hugged his plumber. He hugged him really tightly. He hugged him really tightly for quite some time. Hugo’s plumber would be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy the really tight, drawn out hug, but he flat out refused to take it as payment for replacing Hugo’s boiler.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
Patricia got home to find six pigs wrapped up in a blanket on her bed. She made a truly hilarious joke about all of her ex boyfriends, before shoeing the swine out the door.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.