Tommy Hilfiger
Forgot he was a human
And not an item of clothing.
Two weeks later
He was making a sandwich
In his kitchen and blushed
Thinking about what he’d said
During that meeting icebreaker.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Tommy Hilfiger
Forgot he was a human
And not an item of clothing.
Two weeks later
He was making a sandwich
In his kitchen and blushed
Thinking about what he’d said
During that meeting icebreaker.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
The young boy stood
on the back of the moving pram
pointing his telescope arm diagonally to the sky
like a lookout pirate spotting danger.
He was Short John Silver of the seven-year-old seas.
His dad steered through the choppy tarmac
with black bag shipwrecks for eyes
and a heart of hidden treasure.
I was across the road, anchored to my desk.
© Carl Burkitt 2020

Marti Pellow had a shower.
When he got out, a pipe burst
And flooded the bathroom.
He ran to the kitchen for a glass of water
To calm down, but spilt it down him.
He was absolutely soaking.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
There’s a tree outside my bedroom
with popcorn-like blossom. It’s the tastiest
looking nature.
When I stand at the window I feel like a movie star
staring out at a cinema full of snacks:
salt sprinkled branches, sugar coated leaves.
If popcorn grew on trees I’d getting nothing done.
I’d spend more time outside, climb up trunks,
watch the world do it’s thing snuggled up in an oak
nibbling on a large box of sap.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Reese Witherspoon
Ate her soup with a fork.
She did it with her cereal, too.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
The sign read
Please don’t fly kites near the skylarks.
They were our stringless entertainment for the day.
I hope I’m remembered as a groundlark,
someone who gave it a good go,
played when he could,
looped and dipped when he was bored.
I’m probably more of an urban slug;
slow off the mark,
vulnerable to being walked all over,
a trail of sparkling tears behind me.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Matthew Broderick
Put a tick next to everything
On his To Do List.
It was a one bullet long list
Consisting of ‘Do To Do List.’
“TICK!” he smiled.
“TICK TICK TICK.”
© Carl Burkitt 2020
I feel at home inside a bag of chips.
A hundred spud fingers holding me with their salty prints,
the walls so greasy you can see through them
like my skin when I’m nervous.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Spike Lee
Hurt his knee
Filming a movie
In the squat position.
It was a strange idea
And completely
Messed up the composition,
Let alone his patella.
Silly fella.
© Carl Burkitt 2020