Hi, this is Victoria from One Life. Am I speaking to Carl? Oh, great. Tell me, when the time comes, will it be a burial or a cremation?

To be honest, I was just about to eat
a sandwich before you called. Cheese
with a healthy dose of salad cream.
I used to eat when I was young,
when my knees didn’t dream of a furnace.
I’d usually have a crisp bit of lettuce
buried under an unnecessary layer of butter
on the top slice of brown bread,
but what we have left has rotted
in the vegetable crisper next to a tomato
slowly leaking like a brain taking on too much.
How about you?

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Don’t forget to be a good boy

He’s sat in a Vauxhall Corsa
with dinosaur shaped wellies
shoved over both of his hands.
A probable chocolate stain
is resting on his cheek next to a tear.
A woman is in the carpark
walking towards the train station,
she yells the words while pulling
her phone out of her handbag.
A man behind the steering wheel
pulls the car away before a wave
has the chance to live.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Beef

The public bench
by the shop my brother had his first
weekend job no longer has
the word BEEF spray painted on it.
The car park is exactly as it was:
square, full of cars, no wildlife to hide in.
My eyes are three and a half
decades old but can still see the lads
who told me to give them my change.
Lactic acid leaves muscles eventually
but that feeling you are meat never does.
I pushed a sleeping cub outside the shop today
while a lion not from round here
gathered mini Twisters and Cornettos.
We ate them as the sun seasoned our skin.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

‘You forget where you put things, don’t you?’

Inconsequential things
like your loose change, the kitchen roll,
the spare batteries, the egg cups, your wallet,
your glasses, your keys, your keys, your keys,
the time, the smell of bacon, the
the energy to say sorry
but you’ve spelt my name wrong
,
your sense of self worth, the football sticker book
in the 90s when all the West Ham players
were impossible to find, that picture of you
in the limo that made the news.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

One in five people is ‘highly sensitive’. Are you?

Does the sun cook your skin to crackling?
Do your teeth become leather after sugar?
Do you laugh when you fall over?
Do you pack too many pairs of pants
for an overnight stay? Do ties feel too tight?
Do rooms feel too big? What are leaves?
When did you last cry at a cloud?
How often do your bones tell you to do something
completely irreversible? How often do you listen?
Has it been a few weeks since you thought
there was a reason to your feelings?
Isn’t it strange when the floor melts
and you realise you are only stood up straight
because you are doing all you can to do so?

© Carl Burkitt 2022

I really appreciate you keeping me in the loop, mate

The bald head and beard hangs up,
wipes the damp skin of his nose.
His shoulders sit with the biscuit crumbs
on the floor. The chewing of his chewing
gum softens. His eyes are good news.
Have you ever seen a man
folding paper he’s no longer scared of?
His thumbs do the waltz on his phone
which sings back to him immediately.
He orders a chocolate muffin
with his next cup of tea and shuts his laptop.
His chin looks up and strokes the ceiling,
where it remains for my entire life
as I walk out of the coffee shop.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

English Breakfast 3-5m

The square tag poking out of the generic teapot
in the paint-by-numbers coffee shop
makes my think about 500cm long sausages,
toast taller than the flat-packed flats opposite,
bacon wider than the road outside
getting battered by predictable rain.
I wouldn’t know what to do if I saw a baked bean
the size of a regulation football,
black pudding as thick as a coffin,
tomato halves like train wheels out of here.
Please don’t show me the hen that laid
the fried egg larger than the town I’m in.

© Carl Burkitt 2022