Big Head

Posted on November 7, 2019 by carltellstales

6/11/19 – Hawke

Posted on November 6, 2019 by carltellstales

Ethan Hawke
Married a hawk.
I ain’t lying,
He married a goddamn
Bloody hawk.
It was wild
But didn’t interfere
In his career at all.

5/11/19 – Rockwell

Posted on November 5, 2019 by carltellstales

Sam Rockwell
Was a mega fan
Of the cherry Bakewell.
He particularly loved the jam
And the frangipane.
You could say he was
A jam and frangipane man!
But no-one dared as
He demanded to be known as
Leader of the Bakewell Faithful.

Sandwich

Posted on November 5, 2019 by carltellstales

HOLY CRISPS by The Dips

Posted on November 4, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Cheese And Chive Talking
2. Prawn Cocktail Party
3. She Tortilla Me A Thing Or Two
4. Say Cheese! And Onion
5. Wotsthat?
6. I Was Born Ready Salted
7. Ally’s McCoys
8. Onion Ring Me When You Get The Chance
9. Hula Hoops Upside Your Head
10. Ridged, For Tongue Pleasure
11. There’s No Smokey Bacon Without Fire
12. Ken And Barbie Queue
13. Uncool, Unoriginal

4/11/19 – Combs

Posted on November 4, 2019 by carltellstales

Sean Combs, believe it or not,
Collected garden gnomes.
The cheap kind.
Do you know what I mean?
The dirt cheap kind that faded immediately
When the sun first kissed them.
The kind that cracked in winter frost.
The kind that had dead eyes.
Some believe Sean Combs
Collected cheap garden gnomes
Because he connected with
The deep-rooted melancholy they projected.
Others think it was because
He was tight-fisted Scrooge.