23/11/19 – Brook

Kelly Brook would often get asked
What are you up to these days, Kel?
She really enjoyed messing with people.
I’m a vampire! she might say. Or
I’m a pretty keen lumberjack! Or
I just can’t stop collaging! Or
I’ve been doing a lot of murders!
You know, harmless gags.
When, in fact, she was a presenter
On the Heart London drive show.
Interesting, eh?

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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