Scarlett Johansson
Became a stonemason.
She enjoyed sculpting the heads
Of people she’d worked with over the years.
You know, the likes of Bill Murray,
Jon Favreau, Rebecca Hall, Jennifer Aniston.
But her favourite to make was Mark Ruffalo
Because he had the same birthday as her!
Each year she would craft his handsome head
And smash it to a million pieces.

© Carl Burkitt 2019