23/5/18 – Collins

Joan Collins wanted a hobby
So went all in with baking.

She bought flour and a tin
And a big wooden pin to get rolling.

Her first cake was an interesting feast,
Unconventional to say the least.

She didn’t believe in recipe books,
So ingredients included:
Eggs, hair and shavings of her foot.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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