22/5/18 – Price

Katie Price
Made a career shift and
Became a traffic warden.

She built a new drive
To park her Ford on.

She quit drinking water
And lived off gin from Gordon’s.

She murdered James Corden,
Changed her name
And fled to Jordan.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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