What more is there to say about the Seasons Greetindian Elephant that hasn’t already been said? There isn’t a superlative left in the English language to give this magnificently welcoming beast.
The second you step foot into its home, this loveable, giving, warm-hearted, selfless, huggable Christmas Creature greets you with a chocolate coin filled trunk, footfuls of mince pies and a tail load of sherry. Never has there been a more merry mammal.
© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849