Cornwall. 29th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.
Barbara, 96, is sat watching the game.
Hazel, 94, walks into the living room.
HAZEL: Who you routing for, then?
BARBARA: The Smelly Coffee Shops.
BARBARA: Costa Rica…
Hazel sits down, refusing to smile at the hilarious joke.
© Carl Burkitt 2014