Cornwall. 29th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, is sat watching the game.

Hazel, 94, walks into the living room.

HAZEL: Who you routing for, then?

BARBARA: The Smelly Coffee Shops.

HAZEL: Hmm?

BARBARA: Costa Rica…

Hazel sits down, refusing to smile at the hilarious joke.

© Carl Burkitt 2014