Colombia vs Uruguay (Last 16)

Cornwall. 28th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, and Hazel, 94, are sat on the sofa watching the Colombia vs Uruguay game.

Barbara starts laughing hysterically.

HAZEL: You OK?

BARBARA: HAHAHAHAHA

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: HAHAHAHAHA

HAZEL: What’s-

BARBARA: HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAZEL

HAZEL: What?

BARBARA: HAVE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: HAVE YOU EVER REALISED HAHAHAHAHA

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: THAT URUGUAY

HAZEL: Yes?

BARBARA: SOUNDS LIKE-

HAZEL: For Christ’s sake

BARBARA: HAHAHAHAHA

HAZEL: Yes, yes, it’s been said a million-

BARBARA: YOU’RE A GUY!!

HAZEL: Oh-

BARBARA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

© Carl Burkitt 2014

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