Cornwall. 28th June 2014. 17.30pm – 30 minutes after kick off.
Hazel, 94, is sat on the sofa watching the Brazil game.
Barbara, 96, enters the living room, wearing a black leather jacket. She pauses and slicks her hair back with a little comb.
Hazel rolls her eyes.
HAZEL: Greece aren’t playing.
BARBARA: I know.
HAZEL: Then why are you dressed like that, again?
BARBARA: My Bridge Club sweepstake pick.
BARBARA: …I got Chhiiiiiiiiiilll-
HAZEL: I hate you.
© Carl Burkitt 2014