The tired kitty walked into the room.
She yawned and looked at the surrounding humans.
One man put tonnes of brown liquid in his mouth,
Another was dribbling on the sofa.
Some girls wiggled their bodies to strange loud sounds,
Two were being sick off the balcony.
A snoring man had his eyebrows shaved off,
Another man did a wee in a glass.
A woman was slapping a crying man’s face,
Another flashed her boobies to the room.
Two boys wrestled and smashed glasses on the floor,
Another two took photos up girls’ skirts.
‘Funny old bunch,’ the tired kitty thought,
As her brother licked her arsehole clean.
© Carl Burkitt 2014