Bill had sex with a man,
whose name was Pete,
or Dave, or Stan.
Bill was a slut.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Old Bill
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Inevitable
When Doris died,
Ernie’s demise was inevitable.
Turtles gotta eat,
y’all.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Year 5
Matthew kissed every girl and
scoffed a gorgeous chocolate Twirl
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Mistake
Simba’s wife shagged
Tony the Tiger,
The next thing you know
she had a grrrreat big liger.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Silly sausages
Sausages fry,
Sausages fizz,
Human sausages
taste like whizz.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Carl tells tales 