The old house with the blue door

The kitchen was all that existed –
a dead island with a dead breakfast island
in the middle of it. The floor tiles were
a forgotten chessboard, the oven
a 6th November morning bonfire. We climbed
in through the thinning entrance
like pennies into a vending machine,
the mossy windows refused to show
the snack of us. My pint glass was
a yellow moustache, glued to lips
yet to learn how to talk about weather.
The chairs were ghosts – shot horses,
lying on their sides. The bottle of Lambrini
misread the tone of why we were there
and sang shanties until the night gave up.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Special

He couldn’t believe the reductions of the fish
in Waitrose yesterday. £1.99 for a sea bass
the size of your forearm, 99p salmon steaks
as thick as a front door, haddock
as wide as his late wife’s smile only 80p.
He ended up handing over a twenty
to the checkout guy and played a game of Jenga
trying to fit it all into the freezer.
He gave the haddock to his neighbour
because she likes haddock
but he’s keeping the rest, just in case
a special occasion arrives one day.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Long-tailed Tit

It’s not every day you meet someone with the same name as a mythical figure from the legend of King Arthur. But here you are, fake burger cheese yellow t-shirt and baggy blue tracksuit bottoms, holding a softball bat. Wikipedia says your namesake is best known as a magic man. It’s not until after you strike the ball that I’m told you are blind. In the pub, you tell me you enjoy working for the charity between bites of pork scratchings and taking the piss out of my pitching arm.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

War cry

He sits down
on his coffee shop chair
and the crack of his knees
propels itself out of his mouth.
It’s impossible not to turn around
and check he hasn’t just been
shot through the stomach.
He nods. Thumbs up.
The war cry of the elderly,
he says, raising his sausage wrap
to the ceiling like a pistol.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Greenfinch

I catch myself thinking about you at night, and the way you remember the key moments of people in your life. The way you celebrate their achievements. The way you give any room what it wants; light, dark, finger food, a performance. You’re holding a can of IPA in a kitchen neither of us own, listing the things you think you are made of: red blots on cheeks, t-shirts that don’t fit, hair that won’t stop receding. I catch myself thinking about you at night, and the way your beard is a nest for anyone who needs a safe place to rest.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Goldfinch

Every Tuesday, two or three or four or five of you sit across two or three or four or five separate tables to tackle the quiz in the back of the paper I’ve never seen the name of. Incorrect answers bounce around the room like a squash ball wondering where to go. Natalie Imbruglia. Chairman Mao. Death of a Salesman. Jaffa Cakes. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The hunt for double figure points remains alive, the sound of laughter to every failure keeps you coming back, the chance for something to talk about.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Productivity

He’s in the pub testing
a new productivity app
before going across the road
to watch City in the Champions League.
The forefinger of his right hand
is darting from peanut bag
to the skip ad button
on the YouTube tutorial
playing on his iPad.
He’s chatting to his wife
through noise cancelling headphones.
His feet are tapping
to music only he can hear.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Fingers

His road bike is suspended
on a skinny plinth on his driveway,
the perfect height
to slip a tea towel through the spokes,
hold it at either end,
and slide it left and right
like he’s flossing a crocodile.
His calves look yummy,
toffee apples below the rear of his knees.
His eyes are soft boiled eggs,
his fingers are soldiers,
morning doesn’t mean a thing.

© Carl Burkitt 2022