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Category Archives: Video

Wonder

Posted on July 7, 2020 by carltellstales
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A Part Of Me Is Missing

Posted on June 10, 2019 by carltellstales
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BBC Three’s Things Not to Say to Someone with Depression

Posted on March 6, 2018 by carltellstales
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Talking about my experiences of stigmatising comments relating to mental health for BBC Three.

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Knowing the Right Colour

Posted on July 19, 2017 by carltellstales
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Winner of Doc in a Day Competition, March 2017. Made alongside William Bloomfield, Jack Miller, Caroline Brown and Harry Vakatalai. 

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Time to Talk Day 2015

Posted on January 20, 2015 by carltellstales
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5EvbjiaCcw

Short role in a 2015 advert for Time to Talk Day – England’s biggest day of conversations about mental health, launched by the anti stigma and discrimination campaign Time to Change.

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Carl Tells Tales About the Seven Deadly Sins

Posted on December 16, 2013 by carltellstales
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5 minute performance of seven poems. Recorded on Monday 9th December 2013 during rehearsals for the LOST Theatre’s 5 Minute Festival.

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Stuff I done wrote

  • Host Number 50
  • The enthusiast
  • Happy Birthday
  • To be good at small talk
  • The owner of my Post Office
  • Half day working from home
  • Rabbitfish
  • Secret
  • For years
  • A poem about the sea
  • An autumn poem
  • The seal and the hot chocolate
  • The depths
  • The day
  • The right thing
  • Shrugs
  • My friend Lewis says poetry should be entertaining
  • 10 Things My Son Has Taught Me About Parenting
  • Ten years
  • Not all thoughts on a train are poems
  • Business
  • My son might write poems one day
  • Free
  • Practicing
  • Hips
  • Anything but
  • They say to think of a better word than ‘love’ when writing a poem about love
  • Try
  • Listening in on a long-term marriage in the pub
  • Regular
  • The umbrella
  • The frog
  • A natty tuxedo
  • Today I miss everyone who has made me feel
  • You Give Me
  • A Short Play About William Wonker
  • In control
  • Eating ice creams waiting for a thunderstorm to arrive
  • A Short Play About Postman Paul
  • Poo on the playground 
  • A Short Play About Simon
  • But I can see
  • A home I imagined watching TV
  • Writing a poem is easy
  • The daffodils arrive
  • A word-for-word transcript of a lady in the pub next to me (I don’t care if you don’t believe me I asked her if I could share it)
  • Modern advert
  • Life rafts
  • A Short Play About Dean and Mary Berry
  • A Short Play About Jerry
  • A Short Play About Mink and Florg
  • A Short Play About Reginald
  • I wouldn’t say this is a poem
  • We will not need to worry
  • Hands
  • A Short Play About The People Doing Yoga
  • A Short Play About a Gardener
  • A Short Play About The Butterfly
  • A Short Play About Lonely Lenny
  • A Short Play About Devon and Cornwall
  • A Short Play About The Swimmer
  • A Short Play About A Slug
  • A Short Play About The Prince
  • A Short Play About Darius
  • A Short Play About Micky’s Pig
  • A Short Play About Pete
  • A Short Play About a Man and a Man Who Looks Just Like Him
  • A Short Play About Jeremiah
  • A Short Play About a Pole Vaulter
  • A Short Play About Moe
  • Sonder
  • Enouement
  • Frustration Appears
  • I Am On A Bus and I Can See a Man Through the Window About to Pick Up His Dog’s Poo But There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Bag and Now We’ve Driven Away Forever
  • Liberosis
  • Covered in Honey
  • There Was a Bloke
  • Hypothetically, in the Mirror
  • No one will ever believe me but the chocolate eclair in Asda had eyes and was staring at me
  • Denial
  • Real is a Chance
  • “Hot Cross Mum”
  • If I Had the Guts
  • The Push of Brabant
  • Natural Pronoia
  • The Warm Glow of the Seven Seas
  • Suspicion
  • Carefree
  • In a huff
  • Vengefulness
  • Gladsomeness
  • Dolce far niente
  • Welcome, boy
  • Working with tools
  • Dread
  • Envy
  • Scrunch me up
  • The Selfish Child
  • The Collywobbles
  • I cannot drive so I have only ever sat in other people’s road rage
  • A Short Play About Jenny and Yoda
  • A Short Play About Barry Big Bum
  • A Short Play About Billy, Goat and Gruff
  • A Short Play About The Badger
  • A Short Play About Darcy Ding Dong
  • A Short Play About Mont Gomery Montgomery
  • A Short Play About Mary and Marvin
  • A Short Play About The Baby
  • A Short Play About Stanley and Suzanne
  • A Short Play About Parker
  • A Short Play About The Magician
  • A Short Play About Michelin Star John and I’m Better Than You Paul
  • A Short Play About A Very Small Man
  • A Short Play About A Fish
  • “I eat my tea alone all the time”
  • Reminding my senses
  • Who is responsible
  • Head chef
  • Fire drill in Asda
  • I just waved
  • A Short Play About Tiny Terry
  • The sea
  • A Short Play About Michael And Mike
  • A Short Play About Larry And His Lamp
  • A Short Play About The Runner
  • Drowning
  • New
  • A Short Play About Pancake And Simon
  • If we walk
  • A Short Play About A Horse And A Bar
  • A Short Play About A Very Silly Boy
  • A Short Play About Jeremy’s Pen
  • A Short Play About Dan, Tina and That Cloud
  • All of this is yours
  • John McGovern
  • A Short Play About Tulip and Lily
  • His thoughts
  • A Short Play About The Moon and Dave
  • Fine
  • A Short Play About Teapot and Jack
  • A Short Play About Darren’s Chip Shop
  • A Short Play About Jarrod and Jelly
  • A Short Play About A Tree and Dave
  • A Short Play About William and The Window
  • A Short Play About Baby and Baby’s Parent
  • A Short Play About The Boss and The Boss’s Boss
  • Give me
  • A Short Play About Babs And The Dust
  • A Short Play About Mary And Mary’s Imaginary Friend
  • A Short Play About Mr Teabag And Betty
  • A Short Play About Sally And Salli
  • A Short Play About Ricky and Ricky’s Reflection
  • Every day
  • The Salad Lady
  • A Short Play About Kev and Malc
  • The day the future died
  • A Short Play About Georgina and Georgie
  • A Short Play About Dusty and Devine
  • A Short Play About Mike Memory and Common-Sense Callum
  • Pins and noodles
  • A Short Play About Jeff and Sue
  • It would break my son’s heart if he saw me
  • A Short Play About Shirley and Bob. Just Bob
  • A Short Play About Rufus and Tiffany
  • A Short Play About Dot and Pippa
  • A Short Play About Briscoe and Brandy
  • A Short Play About Izzy and Max
  • The blueberries
  • A Short Play About The Martian and Susan
  • A Short Play About Cornelius and Cranberry
  • A poem written by a trampoline
  • A Short Play About Fine and Dandy
  • A Short Play About Patricia and Rahul
  • A Short Play About Lacey and Chanel
  • A Short Play About Bradley and Joelle
  • A Short Play About Edith and Harold
  • A Short Play About Jeff and Sue
  • A Short Play About Siobhan and Denny
  • A Short Play About Rose and Marlon
  • A Short Play About Doug and A Man Who Doesn’t Like Doug
  • A Short Play About Harper
  • A Short Play About Plank and Lily
  • A Short Play About Nia and Forgetful Francis
  • A Short Play About Dot and Pippa
  • A Short Play About Mia and Emz
  • A Short Play About Ben? And Claire?
  • A Short Play About Doug and A Man Who Doesn’t Like Doug
  • Someone’s gonna get hurt
  • The grown ups
  • New Year’s Day is
  • Boxing Day is
  • Christmas is
  • On Glitter
  • On Mince Pies
  • On Christmas Tree Pines
  • On Cinnamon
  • On Candy Canes
  • The men are fixing a leak in my kitchen ceiling while I’m off to write poems in Preston
  • Professional
  • Thinking about kitchens
  • Surely
  • Leaf
  • Hat trick
  • It’s only a trip to the park after school
  • Scuff resistant shoes
  • That limo
  • A Short Play About Harvey and Bernice
  • A Short Play About Cat, His Cat and Kat
  • A Short Play About Nancy and Tina
  • A Short Play About Ava and Agent F19
  • A Short Play About Shelley and Markf
  • A Short Play About Swanky Carmichael and Bart Bojangles
  • A Short Play About Suzie and The Ghost
  • A Short Play About Barbara and June
  • A Short Play About Speedy and 50p Head
  • A Short Play About Doug and A Man Who Doesn’t Like Doug
  • A Short Play About Llewellyn and Lilian
  • A Short Play About Bianca and Jeremy
  • A Short Play About Stewart and Polly
  • A Short Play About Joshua and Louise
  • A Short Play About Millie and Amanda
  • A Short Play About Dusty Fist and The Butcher’s Son
  • A Short Play About Maark and Mum
  • Repeat Pete
  • A Short Play About Sandra and Eric
  • A Short Play About Henry The Farmer and Alexander
  • Champion
  • A Short Play About Pat and Geraldine
  • Love
  • A Short Play About Julia and The Ghost
  • A Short Play About Lucas and Keith
  • Readjusting his watch
  • A Short Play About Wally
  • Growing up
  • A Short Play About Carmella and The Absolute Worst
  • Things I can see on the 368 bus
  • Morning space exploration
  • Summer holiday for the lollipop man
  • Hot chocolate and prawn sandwiches
  • The Red Arrows
  • A poem written on a foggy morning
  • The boredom of sad news
  • Before you
  • A one trillion day
  • Lunchtime read
  • The moon is not
  • Ace
  • I will write you a poem one day
  • The lads
  • Amateur archers
  • Watercolour
  • Getting back to sleep after an early morning wee
  • A poem to my 17 year old self
  • Both
  • Focus
  • Friendspotter
  • Ah Bugger It, I’ll Get a Curly Fries From Across the Road on the Walk Back, I’ve Got Some Bread and Butter at Home for a Good Chip Barm
  • When he’s cleaning windows
  • So handsome
  • Without him
  • Finance apps
  • Across his bedroom floor
  • Rocks built to trample
  • Writer’s block
  • Buzz
  • Woke up this mornin’
  • Conversation: One and a half stars
  • Same house, different body
  • Mindfulness
  • His phone died this morning
  • An afternoon swim in his mind
  • That will catch my attention
  • Don’t care
  • Bust my buffers
  • Festival toilets
  • Stick to Football
  • “Mummy, this is sad music”
  • Mozzarella the Ciabatta
  • Your name
  • Difference
  • The cafe window
  • Heatwave
  • Three simple moves
  • A poem for the window of the pub
  • The London pigeon
  • Rescue
  • When I’m struggling for ideas
  • Good news
  • Aubergine emoji
  • Shopmaker
  • Acrostic
  • Patience
  • Four presents
  • Write
  • In the real world
  • Party
  • School trip
  • He’s walking through the wedding holding a pork sausage in his hand
  • Annoying
  • Pesto pasta
  • How are things?
  • Big boy
  • Gym buddies
  • Penalty
  • Holiday
  • 3.25am
  • Chest hair
  • Plans
  • Life on a grain of rice
  • She’s only human
  • The sleeping whirlpool
  • Hopscotch
  • Sometimes poems are just facts
  • Part Time Job
  • Looking for something to say
  • Usher
  • Like riding a bike
  • Goodbye
  • Crumbs
  • and I don’t even know his name
  • A Few Years In The Early 2010s
  • We’re Talking About Our Dreams From Last Night
  • Boots Crunching
  • They Will Say
  • The Great Fall
  • Strangers
  • Teen Spirit
  • The Noodle
  • U ❤️ LDN
  • It’s In There Somewhere
  • Finisher
  • You Take My Hand
  • You, My Son, Are a Northerner
  • Living In The Top Floor Flat
  • A Scale of the Man
  • He Who Will Be King
  • Wild Thing
  • If It Was a Film, I’d Be Looking Out A Window At The Rain
  • Strained
  • The Sun is Shining
  • Stole
  • Away From Home
  • Noodle
  • Boom
  • It Turns Out We’ll Do Anything
  • Every me
  • Chirp
  • The Space
  • Have You Got Used To The Northern Weather Yet?
  • I Can’t Remember

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