Matthew kissed every girl and
scoffed a gorgeous chocolate Twirl
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Year 5
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Category Archives: Teeny tiny tales
Scum
A Z-list celebrity and a member of the paparazzi moved in together!
They got absolutely smashed and took pictures of their genitals.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
True love
Mr and Mrs Storge were so content in their relationship
they didn’t speak to each other for 37 years.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Rush hour
36 wristwatches turned towards their masters
as Joey completed his suicide.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Plums
The nine plums conspired against their owner
and pissed in the fruit bowl.
© Carl Burkitt 2014
Hunted
The huntsman cackled as he caught his final prey. The foiled victim remained silent, as he was chucked into the victor’s basket.
© Carl Burkitt 2013
Cold and cynical
Billy laughed as his cynical friends stood outside in the cold, watching him eating sweets in the nice man’s warm car.
© Carl Burkitt 2012
No change
The driver’s body was found in his bus surrounded by his phone, keys and wallet, but no change.
© Carl Burkitt 2012
One less than six
Annie took 6 Christmas cards from the pack for her kids. She looked at Jon’s picture on the wall and placed one back in the pack.
© Carl Burkitt 2012
Samantha
As a kid, Samantha worried about dying. On her death bed, she worried she hadn’t lived.
© Carl Burkitt 2012
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