Hopscotch

Erling Haaland is watching his mates play hopscotch.
They’re taking turns to jump on each hand-drawn,
chalk number and cheering each other on.
Phil Foden glides smoothly across the course.
Jérémy Doku adds a fair few unnecessarily
complex foot moves but gets across the line.
Kevin De Bruyne does it with his eyes closed.
Kyle Walker ploughs his way through
at lightening speed. Erling Haaland holds my hand
for his first go, and his second, and his third.
By his fourth attempt I am on the sidelines
watching the best in the world.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Sometimes poems are just facts

The woman in an oversized grey t-shirt with the words CHIP BUTTY written on the chest in calligraphy, the couple marching quickly holding greasy white paper bags in front of them like ready-to-detonate-hunger-grenades, the bench covered in what I hope is ketchup, the smell of battered cod swimming in the park’s air, the bloke lying in the grass swallowing a sausage like a seagull all basically just made me want chips for tea. So I got some.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Part Time Job

Erling moonlights as the toilet police.
He barges the door open while you’re in there
riding his bumble bee quad bike/riot van.
Nee naw. Nee naw.
You’re under arrest for making a mess.

He’s proud of his accidental rhyme
and charges back out on to the streets
celebrating winning the Premier League.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Looking for something to say

Perfect.
The brother of a friend is
being attacked by the drunk lads
in the street. A chance
for my blood to remember
how to run into danger.
My fists don’t fancy fighting
and just let my chest
take an elbow to its soul.
My grounded head swallows a foot,
watches fireworks go off with an answer
to my therapist’s question:
“How’s your week been?”

Carl Burkitt 2024

Usher

The lollipop man is outside ASDA. He’s swapped
his yellow high visibility jacket and lifesaving lolly
for a faded Man City top and a cigarette.
I nod. He nods. I grab a trolly,
push it like the pram my son no longer needs.
A group of teenagers in difficult to make out
branded hoodies cut in front of me,
knocking the trolley wheels off kilter.
The lollipop man urges them to stop
as he takes a drag of his cigarette
and ushers me through the door.
“Thank you,” I nod. “See you tomorrow,” he nods.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Like riding a bike

It’s been 20 years since we last saw each other so we check off all the bits some adults made us believe were important – Where are you living these days? What are you doing for work? Are you married? – before two decades of silence squashes our tongues. My son wanders over with eyes the size of pizzas. You introduce yourself as the boy who could never make it to the Wimbledon final in Virtua Tennis 2 with his dad and I laugh and we call Pat Cash swear words standing in a church for the christening of a baby you just vowed to protect and guide.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Goodbye

I sometimes laugh when I think about funerals. The dusty blue suits, the how-much-are-we-allowed-to-smile-to-each-others, the flowers none of us want to buy, the time restrictions on crematorium usage before a cheap curtain closes in front of a life we’ve not finished telling everything to because a family (and another and another and another) are waiting to go next. I went for a run last week and a hearse was on the road. I laughed at myself when I realised I had stopped still on the path, put my feet next to each other, bowed my head and thought about every goodbye I’ve never properly said. I laughed.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Crumbs

They are eating thick biscuits in silence.
Thousands of crumbs are falling
from their mouths like the thousands of afternoons
they have spent in each other’s company.
Plop goes a visit to the canal on her bumbag.
There goes a trip to the zoo
tumbling on to his fleece sleeve,
meerkats standing tall, lions drifting off
behind glass. A clump of pottering around
hand in hand through National Trust parks
pointing at well lived-in houses
lands on his muddied walking boots.
She takes another bite and 300 stops
in the library to flick through
A-Z maps of England trickle to the café floor.
When the thick biscuits are finished they sip
their coffees. Each mouthful a river of comfort
coursing through their next adventure.

Carl Burkitt 2024

and I don’t even know his name

He remembers how I like ice in my tap water and semi skimmed milk in my decaf tea. He knows I will say no to a biscuit or cake so uses that time to ask me how my writing is going or to compliment a tattoo he’s not seen before. He doesn’t ask me to scan my loyalty card because I did it at the point he said “Hello again”. I don’t know his name, but I know where he gets his beard trimmed because he raised his eyebrows at me from the barber’s chair when I walked past the window last week. Hello again.

Carl Burkitt 2024

A Few Years In The Early 2010s

Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.
Have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun.
Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.
Drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum.
Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.
Have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun.
Drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum drink rum.
Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.
Drink rum drink rum sore tum drink rum drink rum.
Have fun have fun sore tum drink rum have fun.
Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.
Have fun drink rum mild-de-press-ion drink rum.
Bass drum have fun drink rum sore tum head home.
Bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum bass drum.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘Call On Me’ by Eric Prydz.