Harry

You are the oldest thing in this flat.
You’ve never not been my roommate.
My hometown, studytown, jobtown, worrytown hero.

You sit on top of the wardrobe these days.
Resting, but still on monster patrol.
Your insides remain rock hard,
your outer fluff a worn down thin skin.
Your eyes still shine when the right light hits them.

When things get dark and my pillow head
crashes through the hurdles of the day,
I melt back to my first hour on Earth
when Grandma lay you next to me.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

We need haircuts

We need haircuts
We need haircuts

The man just kept shouting it
We need haircuts
We need haircuts

His eyes wanted something more
We need haircuts
We need haircuts

The breath of a stranger
We need haircuts
We need haircuts

The thrill of blade near neck
We need haircuts
We need haircuts

A compliment from a loved one
We need haircuts
We need haircuts

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Hairdryer

You’ve woken me up
more times than the sun.
A hot breeze through smiling hair
that can be found dotted everywhere.

A barber once told me to never use you.
Another barber told me to always use you.
I decided to trust the first barber
and my damp, beef smelling towel.

Remember that night you were my laser gun?
Pow pow!
It was 2am and we killed all
the negative thoughts about my curls. Pow pow!

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Peacocking with the Milky Way

Someone said something to me once.
The kind of something that made me
wish I could punch the nose off a planet.
My ears winced and agreed and screamed.
I tore off my skin like a comfortable onesie.
Six years later the leaves jumped off my family tree.
I thought about something someone said to me.
I wrote letters to Mercury, Venus and Mars
and watched the words ignite the Milky Way.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Oven

I must confess,
I love stuffing a sausage in you
carefree.

But perhaps it’s about time
I got on my knees,
poked my head around,
got elbow deep
and gave you what for.

You are filthy.

(Don’t get me started on your dirty ring.)

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Not just Europe

The words on the box of beer read
BEERS OF EUROPE:
Not just Europe, not just beer
.
My brain did a backflip
as my hands turned into feet.
I felt myself unplug from the Matrix,
Ed Harris told me he was God.
The bird in the tree outside my bedroom climbed through the window
and ordered me to scream in his face.
I was born and died and born and dead.
My books started telling lies,
our houseplants leaned towards the shade
and I slipped between the floorboards.
BEERS OF EUROPE:
Not just Europe, not just beer
.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Lap tray

Lap tray.
Weyhey!
Saviour of jeans.
Gravy blocker for the knees.
You are our baked bean wicket keeper,
our graveyard of stains.
A thousand tea time stories
splashed across your face,
you are a buffet of the past.
A dribbling artist’s finest work.
Morning, noon and night
you do great holding a plate
for my ring-finger room mate
and every one
of her glorious cutlery mistakes.
Lap tray.
Weyhey!

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Cold beans

You are stains on a lap tray.
You are chocolate in the corner of mouths.
You are restless legs and spider solitaire.
You are face prods.
You are Teen Mom OG.
You are Teen Mom UK.
You are Catfish.
You are Stevie Wonder.
You are cheesy chips with piping hot gravy
and half a tin of cold beans on the side.
You are disco.
You are frayed toothbrush bristles.
You are a made up song.
You are a set of a thousand open ears.
You are.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Cot

You’ve been built a bit premature.
A future alarm clock
poised in the corner of the room.

A friend of a friend
says he hears phantom screams
when he stays in hotel rooms.

My hangover won’t stop crying.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

Zoom stag do

Awkward
awkward
hello hello
awkward.
One person in charge until other persons
arrive and the group gets in charge.
Three times five heads on a laptop.
Questions. Obvious.
Impossible.
Obvious.
Impossible obvious.
Seven point five brain relaxation.
Buffering banter.
LED LADS.
Fourteen barmen screaming
“YOU’RE ON MUTE.”
Sincerity punches away and
face-on-screen-face
says this is the place for each other
to be each other stripped backed loved up
get another drink we’ll keep on going.

© Carl Burkitt 2020