The cheesy chips sit
under thick gravy.
Nothing of consequence is
on the TV. A plastic Noah is
in my pocket, I can feel
his fake straw hat. I bet
he doesn’t worry
when his animals are sleeping.
Not everyone knows
when the floods are coming.

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I took a trip to the sock drawer
and let a few old friends talk
about drama I can’t even remember.
A dour grey number looked at me
and did its best to smile with no teeth.
It had fingerprints of hikes and puddles
and midnight train stations
and unfamiliar streets with names
that vaguely ring a bell
stained to its thin spine. I didn’t say anything,
because a fresh pack of unopened
running socks wouldn’t stop
calling me names.

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An oatmeal cookie-furred cat
runs into the local shoe shop.
Poor thing, says a stranger
with a smile as deep as a bath tub.
They have to pay twice as much as us.
The high street has a softness to it today.
Bakeries are giving away the smell of bread
for free, speed bumps are saying Thank you,
cafes are asking people how their nights went.
You’re in my arms eating raisins
oblivious to the fact you were a witness
to the greatest joke of all time.

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A child picks up
his frog-green bike helmet
and charges head first
into a concrete bollard
just to try something new.

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We’ve pulled up
next to a community football pitch
surrounded by a 20-foot cage
to keep the fun locked in.
You are covered in blueberries
and cheese that lived inside you
only one minute ago. We’re cleaning
your car seat, we’re taking you
out of your clothes, we’re sorting your hair.
You are pointing at the forensic team
in their PPE treading gently over evidence
behind police tape on a patch of tarmac.
A kid kicks a football into the metal wall,
you clap.

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He’s holding them with equal importance.
His shirt is the white of the spiral on his ice lolly,
the sun cream smudge on his nose,
the Ray-Ban tan line around his eyes.
He’s looking at the predictable river
as long as the tie tightening around his neck,
the fold in his cloud grey trousers,
the temptingly stiff black belt around his waist.
His head is the stuffed shut briefcase,
opening briefly for a Friday afternoon lick.

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He’s packing his bag with five T-shirts,
two pairs of trousers, a jumper, a flannel shirt,
five pairs of socks, five pairs of pants,
a few books he won’t read, some pens he’ll lose,
three pairs of emergency pants,
the aches in his back, concerns about big crowds,
the constant urge to open his stomach
and pack it with five T-shirts,
two pairs of trousers, a jumper, a flannel shirt,
five pairs of socks, five pairs of pants,
a few books he won’t read, some pens he’ll lose,
three pairs of emergency pants,
the aches in his back, concerns about big crowds.

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How many scalps
does a barber need to stare at
to get confident enough
to turn a customer’s head
to the perfect position
without saying a word?
My eyes are on a 30 degree angle,
they’re looking a plug socket
embarrassed it is painted
to look like the brown wooden
panelling it’s stuck to.
My eyes are straight again,
staring at a man unsure
when to say enough is enough.

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I lie on my right
with my back against to the door to relax.
I think about burglars so turn on to my left
so I’d be able to see them coming in.
I think about being able to see burglars
coming in so turn on to my back
and I think about burglars breaking through
the ceiling so I close my eyes and think
about burglars smashing through my ears
and into my brain and stealing any sense
of a mind I used to have.

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There’s a penguin in my house
built for cuddles. Its tummy
is soft like smooth mash,
its beak is a toffee
in my grandma’s handbag,
its flippers are permanently
come-here-son outstretched.
There’s a penguin in my house
who can’t talk. Its eyes
understand the situation.

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