Gary and Geoff had a relentless
30 minute scrap outside the Tree and Leaf pub.
Once Gary over powered his foe
and put an end to the fight,
the pair gently caressed each other
and bummed until climax.

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As Gary collected Grant from play school,
he saw his son pestering 4-year-old Gemma for a shag.
“Oi!” Gary yelled, clipping Grant round the ear.
“Not for another three years.”
Gemma turned away towards the window,
staring longingly at the 7-year-old hunks at school.

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Geraldine flinched as 6 foot tall Grant fell
out of her vagina and twatted on the hospital floor.
The doctor’s heart exploded in shock
as Grant taught himself to walk.

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Date night was over.
Geraldine lay on on her back, satisfied,
as Grant licked his lips
and flicked the lamp off with his tongue.

© Carl Burkitt 2014