John Krasinski
Lost his ski.
While skiing.
It was tragic, really.

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Jon Favreau
Grabbed a stone
And skimmed it on the sea.
Despite his strength,
He wasn’t great
And barely made it to three.

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Zac Efron
Lost a bet
And got a job
At Elron.
He loved it.

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Eminem
Bought some denimem.
He loved it,
But no-one thought it suited himimem.

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Tim Robbins
Was really busy.

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Anthony Joshua
Was a very good boxua,
But not a particularly great spellua.

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Ralph Lauren
Climbed inside a rabbit warren
And ate a carrot for dinner.
He felt warm and safe
And like one of life’s winners.

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Sacha Baron Cohen
Got a boat for rowing,
Some thread for sewing,
A trailer for towing,
Some seeds for growing
And had a very interesting weekend.

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Hugh Jackman
Met up with
Kenny Blackman
(I guy I went to school with)
And had a lovely evening
(Obviously, Kenny’s great!)

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Joan Cusack
Loved her spice rack.
It had turmeric and paprika,
Cumin and garam masala.
It had cinnamon, pepper,
Both chilli and curry powder.
It had every single kind of spice,
It was truly special and truly nice.
But it was the rack itself
Joan Cusack loved the most.
It was dark and rich and made of oak.
And in truth, she was more of a herb gal.

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