Dame Shirley Bassey
Met someone at Manchester train station
Who called her classy,
Then when she arrived in London
She went to a party
And met someone who called her classy.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
8/1/19 – Bassey
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7/1/19 – Cage
Nicolas Cage
Painted his bedroom beige
In attempt to
Quell his “moods”.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
6/1/19 – Redmayne
Eddie Redmayne
Grew a lion’s mane
And roared around the movie set.
He scratched extras with his claws,
Gobbled up horrendous bores
And intimated every actor he met.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
5/1/19 – Manson
Marilyn Manson
Bought a mansion
And filled it with puppies.
What he did with the puppies,
I can’t really say,
But I’m confident each one
Is more than OK.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
4/1/19 – Revel Horwood
A drunk Craig Revel Horwood
Went for a cha-cha-cha
But fell in the road
And got hit by a car-car-car
© Carl Burkitt 2019
3/1/19 – Jones
Musician John Paul Jones
Picked up his phone
And tapped the keys
With his finger bones.
He sang aloud
To the clicking sound
And grabbed a pen
To jot the notes down.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
2/1/19 – Gooding Jr
Cuba Gooding Jr
Invented the tuna bhuna.
It was gross
And he didn’t sell any.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1/1/19 – Chestnut
Actor Morris Chestnut
Was roasting.
(Ha!)
© Carl Burkitt 2019
31/12/18 – Kingsley
Ben Kingsley
Cracked his knuckles,
Greased up his head
And prepared himself
For another difficult,
But sexy year.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
30/12/18 – James
LeBron James
Burst into flames
But woke up from his horrible dream
And then he burst into flames for real.
It was a terrible ordeal.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
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