Paris Hilton
Booked a night
In a Travelodge.
She was dead keen to see
What a puppet version of her
Would look like.

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John McEnroe
Was told he had to wear a baby grow.
“You cannot be serious!” he cried
As everyone laughed in his face.

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Matt Groening
Saw it was raining.
Or was it roaning?
To be honest,
Even he couldn’t remember.

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Simon Pegg
Grew an extra leg.
And then another one.
And then three arms
And two more eyes
And then four more legs.
He grew another head
On the back of his neck.
He looked like something
From Star Trek.
(Bet he’d love that)

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Robbie Williams
Loved an angel.
That’s why he STILL
Hadn’t taken his Christmas tree
Down.

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Josh Brolin
Enjoyed coding.
He loved programming new worlds,
Magicking something from nothing
And sharing his creative side to the world.
He enjoyed it way more than acting.

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Jennifer Aniston
Took some Gaviscon,
Cos, well, truth be told,
She was getting on
A bit.

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Holly Willoughby
Married a wallaby
Called Nicky Summerbee
And woke up screaming
In a cold sweat.

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Joe Pesci was sick
Of damn dirty rats
And was determined
To have them whacked.
But he couldn’t go through with it
At the end of the day
So instead called up
The RSPCA.

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John Grisham went to court.
It was all rather routine stuff,
Unfortunately.

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