Little piggies

Look at those little piggies
going to market, staying at home,
having roast beef, having none,
going wee wee wee all the way home.
Look at them in the back seat,
socks in the boot, toenails dancing
in time to a song about fire engines.
Look at those little piggies growing,
ten hairless sausages with knuckles.
Look at those little piggies,
pink aliens taking over the world.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Subplot

An old man called Carl has passed out
on TV. The high street is gasping
and the background music feels sad.
Luckily the woman pretending to be a nurse
has learned her script and confirms he’s breathing.
She’s upset when she gets home so eats steak
and drinks wine and does her best to small talk
with a colleague who’s just moved to town.
They have a lot in common. They run away
their problems and can’t stand the admin side
of their jobs. The night is warm, so they stay outside
under countryside stars in comfortable silence.
Tomorrow the old man will die
and the nurse will not have time to be upset
because her boyfriend has started drinking again.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Kim Kardashian is bringing back the side part

and you’re waking up yelling NO BIG SPIDER
through a baby monitor we don’t even
keep the volume turned up on
because your room is so close to ours
between walls thinner than a womb.
How long will it be before it is creepy
that we watch you sleep? One eye on you
the other on a phone like a paparazzo
desperate to take a picture of your
vulnerable state.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Space Bastard

He’s up there, the space bastard,
slurping his tea, telling stars to run faster,
picking his nose and rubbing his finger
across the universe. I hear him at night
revving the engine of his 4×4,
farting in a supermarket freezer
and shutting the door to keep the smell in
for the customer behind him to find.
He’s up there, the space bastard,
writing an apology to his dog,
playing Shirley Bassey, nodding
every time his cutlery gets used.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

Golden hour

Shortly before sunset,
when the daylight is redder
and softer than when the sun is higher
in the sky, a white dress and green suit
stand in front of a broccoli shaped tree;
colours ready to mix into a life time
of meals and cities and conversations
invented in a time of confusion
ready to be set free.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

I❤️EGGS

The graffiti is sprayed
out of morning eyes
on to the window of a phone box
stood like a solider
ready to dip into the unknown.
I liked sitting next to the boys
in science class
who had a tag to carve
into the desks: JT Woz Ere,
Dog Dirt, Fuck you.
Each of them knew
who they were and why
they were here. I love eggs
and the way they crack
under pressure.

© Carl Burkitt 2022